Amazon Drivers Nervously Glance At Sky As Road Darkens With Swarm Of 400,000 AI Delivery Robots

SEATTLE, WA — The ground shook and the sky darkened until it was blotted out entirely as an ominous, thrumming noise like the combined humming of four hundred thousand angry hornets filled neighborhoods all across America. It was delivery day.

"What in the world?" said Amazon driver Ryan Kowalski, scanning the skies frantically for an approaching tornado. Instead, the artificial clouds parted to reveal a massive swarm of Amazon drone robots lifting thousands of delivery vans.

Breathing a huge sigh of relief, he whispered, "Thank God. It's just some killer robots bent on taking my job. That was close."

Observers watched in awe as the drones safely placed the Amazon vans on roads before unloading the deliveries with robot drivers.

"Robots! Run for your life!" shouted one nervous teenage Bag Boy at a Safeway as robot Amazon drivers shopped for groceries to deliver.

Amazon customers were overjoyed at the return of affordable Prime shipping. Not only that, it was super cool to see the robot drivers zapping shoplifters with a powerful electric charge and disintegrating them entirely to preserve the peace, safety, and order of the grocery store.

At publishing time, bagger Carl Peterson had agreed to allow the drivers to shop in peace after they explained their mission was only to peacefully carry out deliveries and deliver Jeff Bezos several billion dollars in profits.