AI-Powered Origin Story Generator Has So Far Created Three Separate Batman Origins And He's Just Getting More Powerful

GOTHAM — The Nerdy teen who built the AI-powered origin "Creatinator" has watched the device create multiple superhero origins, according to sources. Reports indicate the machine's newest creation, Batman, is now on his third origin story and he's just getting more and more powerful with each new beginning.

"At first, he was just a man in a bat suit who possessed a few detective skills," said one Gotham resident. "The next thing I knew, his origin story was rewritten and he was suddenly a billionaire ninja!" However, Batman's second origin would eventually go belly up. "He engaged in battle with another of the Creatinator's creations, Magnet Man From The Future, who beat him senseless," said another Gothamite. "And just when you thought Batman would be stricken from existence forever, he was granted yet another origin. Now, he has an even better suit and a team full of ninja Batgirls."

According to sources, Batman, along with his group of fighting females, then destroyed Magnet Man From The Future. And shortly thereafter, built a sophisticated anti-crime computer that reduced crime in Gotham by 90%. "No doubt that's another new ability granted to him by his new origin," said one Gotham Police Detective. "The thing is, if crime has genuinely been reduced by 90%, then what will the Batman do?"

At publishing time, sources confirmed the crime-reducing computations came to an abrupt halt when the Batman and his team of females vanished from existence. When asked, the caretaker of the Creatinator said his invention has a habit of rewriting stories it deems too boring. "I'm a little afraid of what it will come up with next," he said.