A.I. Suggests Hilariously Random Title for New Creed Album Based on Dressing Room Debris

LAGUNA NIGUEL, CA — Sources confirmed that Creed plans to release another album sometime within the next year, and an A.I. writing program took it upon itself to suggest a working title based on the random items currently found in the band's dressing room.

"Each item signifies a different, profound aspect of our souls that only a seasoned artificial intelligence algorithm could ever hope to decipher," Scott Stapp said during a press conference promoting the album announcement. "The resulting title perfectly embodies our lives as touring musicians."

The band's new album will likely be titled 'Bummy Old Bananas, Skinny Stack of Napkins, and Some Bottles of Poland Spring,' which, according to the algorithm, was inspired by the group's current stop at a cozy venue in Las Vegas. "It's such a telling title! I can’t wait for our fans to hear the new tracks!"

At publishing time, A.I. was already hard at work suggesting names for the band's upcoming world tour, with the leading candidate being 'Crummy Old Room Where We Hang Out Before Gig.'