AI Prototype Unleashes New Slates of Jared Leto Movies to Confuse You Even More

MANHATTAN, NY — To the delight of Morbius fans everywhere, a new Jared Leto movie designed to be even more dizzyingly incoherent than his previous work has been completed using cutting-edge artificial intelligence.

"We fed our new AI system thousands of hours of Jared Leto interviews and over one hundred hours of Morbius screen time to create a product that is increasingly abstract, unclear, and devoid of any entertainment value," said SONY's MovieAI CEO, Larry H. Variables. "I think it exceeded our wildest expectations."

The movie, Jared Leto: Fingernails, showcases Leto's character meticulously cutting the fingernails of fellow cast members and the overweight restaurant owner who plays his brother's friend, Zalto Slym, gender-swapping with Carmine Vingo as EXCLAMATION POINT Y in an amusing but never actually funny manner. Sources say the movie lacks a climactic action sequence and is bereft of the necessary close-ups of people staring blankly at each other in confusion, which is sure to please his three loyal fans.

"If you were confused by Morbius, you'll be even more baffled by Fingernails," Leto said while standing sideways to a mirror and trimming his eyebrows so they didn't connect. "Eleven out of ten."

At publishing time, executives confirmed they had also created another ten hours of AI-generated content just pondering Kevin Smith movies.