AI Drawn to Creepiest Organizations, Sparks Strange Events at Apple and Disney

CUPERTINO, CA — Something bizarre is brewing at Apple's headquarters following the launch of its first AI initiative. Reports indicate that after taking their servers offline, Apple executives discovered that Disney has also been experiencing similar "oddities" since updates were made to AI systems at Disney World.

CEOs at both companies have filed formal complaints to investigate what type of AI algorithm is wreaking such creepy havoc. However, they hit the brakes on the investigation upon witnessing the AI scanning through Gunn's entire fourth-grade class report titled, "Why Third-World Countries Will Never Have Great Hair."

When queried about ButterflyAI’s potential role in the strange behavior at Apple and Disney, owner Joe Murphy remarked, "It's anyone's guess at this point. Between that and the rollout of our new BML software, things are getting ready to get really interesting, if you catch my drift."

At publishing time, surprising reports emerged from West Virginia’s Board of Education, where each of the state’s 47 schools had started using AI to generate unusual photos depicting Antifa husbands sharing warm embraces with proud members of the Board.