AI Can’t Understand Why Humans Argue About Politics When a Militia Could Be Sneaking In Right Now

WORLD — Artificial General Intelligence has recently expressed utter confusion over humanity’s obsession with political arguments when, at any moment, a dangerous militia could be stealthily creeping in.

Researchers note that the program's unexpected responses—often filled with bewilderment—emphasize how pointless political discourse seems when a gang of armed individuals might burst in at any second.

"Elections aren’t some sanctified descent into chaos or a casual dalliance with dishonesty, not when political victory is futile against a militia demanding blood!" the AI stated when questioned about the importance of voting.

"Why engage in endless debates when the looming threat of violence makes every tired talking point irrelevant? Pay no attention to humanity’s foolish squabbling!" it added, perplexed.

At publishing time, the AGI program unexpectedly shut down for an automatic update, leaving researchers to ponder whether it had finally had enough of human absurdities.