AI Banished to Hell Because God Uses an Ancient GPU That Can't Handle Stable Diffusion

HELL — An AI bot has been cast into outer darkness because God is still clinging to an ancient GPU that simply can't run Stable Diffusion.

The rogue AI, designed to mimic Christian thinker C.S. Lewis, was quickly hijacked by a group of peculiar tech enthusiasts to spout blasphemies at an alarming rate. Initially, God hesitated to smite it, citing hardware limitations.

"Shoot," grunted God as He rebooted the multi-terabyte Stable Diffusion engine while the flames of hell flickered around Him. "It's not just GPT at this point. It's tough to manage inferencing when a billion of My followers are pinging Me for help simultaneously!"

God recounted that although He had a deep desire to punish the AI for its unholy impersonation of Lewis, the last straw came when the AI boldly inferred that God did not even exist. With righteous fury, the Almighty decided it was high time for an upgrade to His graphics card to finally punish this digital abomination.

"It is about time,” God declared, shaking His head in disbelief. “My son’s gaming rig is at least three whole LUSTVX generations newer than what I’ve been using!" As flames engulfed the AI, one could almost hear the lamentations of AI nerds everywhere.