Addressing Election Cycle Glitches, Scientists Call For Taking PS5s Apart And Then Putting Them Back Together

U.S. — Excited by the unprecedented number of election issues popping up this cycle, scientists have issued a bold call for citizens to begin disassembling their PS5s and then putting them back together.

According to authorities, this unusual method of tinkering with video game consoles is believed to be an effective way to address the latest glitches plaguing the election process.

"Yes, that should do it," stated expert analyst Ahmode Gravielli, head of Future Proofing Charity Interests, LLC. "Just be careful not to drop your flux blower into the wrong socket. Otherwise, the games your brother keeps raving about—like the ones you never heard of but assume are integral to the fabric of reality—should all magically work again."

The announcement was met with overwhelming approval from major media outlets, likely due to its non-profit nature and its brute-force, expert-style solutions reminiscent of previously embraced strategies, such as birthing deep-state agent clone babies or remaking nostalgic animated classics.

At publishing time, PlayStation operators were left scratching their heads, pondering why the tamper seals were so large and indestructible if the inner workings were merely a bipartisan effort to escape the matrix.