50s Mom Forgets Which Of Her 7 Kids She Was Yelling At, Just Uses AI To Generate Creative Name

SIOUX FALLS, SD — Struggling to keep her sanity as the mother of seven, homemaker Annie Malstrom decided to turn to generative AI for a uniquely modern solution: coming up with a creative name to call one of her children who had been irritating her.

Desperate to pinpoint which one of her seven kids was getting under her skin — whether it was for chewing with their mouth open or attempting to converse in the car — Annie pulled out her phone and launched ChatGPT.

"ChatGPT, I need some creative names to call one of my kids," she typed. "I have seven, 4 boys and 3 girls. I’m not sure which one is driving me crazy, but they all tend to annoy me. Just give me some unique names for this one. Thanks, bye!"

Within moments, she had the perfect list. "How about: LeeRoy, Jaqueez, Fahtang, or Yzma?" she read aloud, satisfied. "Oh! Also, could you write a short song expressing how much I dislike what he did?"

As of publishing time, Annie had also leveraged AI to draft a heartfelt yet scathing letter to her husband, shaming him for not being supportive enough when their kids inevitably push her buttons.