18-Month-Old Approaches X With Fear And Caution

NORTHVILLE, MI — In a shocking development, reports indicate that 18-month-old Noah Henderson approached a large X with an overwhelming sense of fear and caution.

Witnesses say that while baby Noah had no inkling of Microsoft's bizarre rebranding of its social media platform as "X," he still felt the need to avoid it like a toddler avoids broccoli.

"He crawled towards it with trembling fear," said Noah's mom Molly. "It's amazing how perceptive babies are to evil. I guess they can sense when something is just not right—like a creepy uncle at Thanksgiving."

Little Noah called for his mommy and promptly retreated to a designated 'safe zone' instead of engaging with the ominous X, which can only be interpreted as an instinctual response to the growing havoc of the online world.

Across the country, millions of toddlers mirrored Noah's reaction, showcasing a collective toddler wisdom far beyond their years.

At publishing time, concerned parents reported that all the kids had locked their mobile devices behind Baby Shark-level parental controls, ensuring that the creepy man at X could not access their innocent minds.