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12 Fun Ways To Pass The Time While Your Cell Service Is Out

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Let's face it. Nobody enjoys being without cell service. It's boring, it's lonely, and we can't even look up the weather to see if it's about to rain. Lucky for you, we've come up with 12 fun ways to pass the time while your cell service is temporarily out. Check it out and kiss your boredom goodbye!

1. Stare At Your Fake Plants That's what they're there for, right? And hey, you might even catch one of them move if you stare long enough.

2. Reorganize Your Spice Cabinet It's been a little cluttered lately, hasn't it? That's better. All alphabetized and color-coded. As it should be.

3. Draw A Picture Of Your Cat "But I don't have a cat," you say? Not with that attitude! Make one up! Call it something like Mr. Whiskers. It'll be great!

4. Stare At A Wall Your friends have told you it's great... now you have time to see for yourself.

5. Have A Conversation With Your Family Members Ehh, never mind. Let's not get too crazy.

6. Take A Long, Hard Look At Your Life Choices Just kidding. That sounds terrible.

7. Write A Letter To AT&T Using A Quill And Parchment Demand to know what's going on with your service. Include several grammatical errors and sign it, "Yours in Christ, Sir Reginald Fitzwilliam III."

8. Watch Your Favorite Movie On DVD Like It's 2004 Pause to explain to your kids what life was like in the dark days before everything streamed on demand.

9. Organize A Town Meeting To Discuss Your Cell Service Invite the mayor and several local news stations. This is important business.

10. Experiment With Different Lighting In Your House To See What Gives It That "Just Right" Glow The lighting in here is never as perfect as it is in a Nancy Meyers movie.

11. Google A Meaningless Fact Oh. Wait.

12. Contemplate Your Own Mortality And realize there are definitely better ways to handle a lack of cell service.

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