10-year-old Trump: "Mom says she'll sue Scholastic if I'm not in the ballot"'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following oral arguments Thursday morning in the case of whether to remove Donald Trump from the Colorado ballot, the Supreme Court relayed an unexpected message from the former president, who was not able to attend the hearing due to a scheduled playdate. "Before we begin," a 10-year-old Trump reportedly told his mother, who was putting away groceries, "I'm supposed to be on the ballot, and five states already said they'd vote for me. So get the lady in the black dress to make it happen, okay?" Reminding his mother that the other kids always followed his rules, the elementary-aged Trump threatened to have Scholastic publish a book about the Justices should his wishes not be fulfilled.

"Young man, the President's Book Fair Mysteries will not be happy fun books if the story is not about me being on the ballot!" Trump said before kissing his picture of Grover Cleveland and heading outside to cause mischief. "Also, Jena Griswold is a poopy-face who should be in timeout, and that's in the Constitution, too."

At publishing time, Trump's mother had agreed to sue Scholastic if her son's demands were not met. The post 10-year-old Trump: "Mom says she'll sue Scholastic if I'm not in the ballot"' appeared first on The Babylon Bee.