Apple Announces Revolutionary New Product: The iNap, A Smart Pillow That Charges Your iPhone While You Sleep

In a move that has shocked the tech world and delighted Apple enthusiasts, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the iNap, a smart pillow that not only cradles your head but also charges your iPhone while you sleep. Priced at $799, the iNap features a memory foam core infused with Siri, allowing you to give voice commands to set alarms, play white noise, or order a new iPhone when you inevitably roll over and break yours. The iNap also includes a 'Dream Sync' feature, which Apple claims will sync your dreams with your iCloud account, allowing you to review and edit them in the morning.

'Our customers deserve a pillow that can do more than just support their necks,' said Tim Cook at the product launch. 'The iNap is the perfect companion for our iPhone, combining comfort, convenience, and a touch of magic. And don't worry, it’s fully compatible with our upcoming iBlanket and iTeddyBear.'

Early reviews are mixed, with some praising the iNap's innovative features, while others complain that it sends targeted ads into their dreams. Despite this, Apple fans are already lining up to buy the iNap, with many saying it’s the most exciting thing to happen to sleep since the snooze button.